with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
His hands were made for my vagina.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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