I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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