omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The adults are the big ones right?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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