Plan B is the new Plan A
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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