watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So squirting runs in the family.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
