I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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