just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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