I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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