Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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