i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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