We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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