So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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