it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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