I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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