after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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