no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
