But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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