I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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