i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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