I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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