You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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