My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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