No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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