I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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