Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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