fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
