Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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