So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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