So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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