he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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