My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just want to make out with him forever
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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