it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Drunk is a universal language darling
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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