My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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