This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
NoShamevember. You game?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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