Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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