Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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