ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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