you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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