they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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