yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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