Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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