I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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