awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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