we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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