um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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