Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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