im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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