Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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