I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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