When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Your cock deserves a montage
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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