in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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