are you so shy because you have an std?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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